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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
Elephant Reads CNN

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…

“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats – Blames a FART”
Elephant Reads CNN

“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats – Blames a FART”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another disaster averted, thanks to the stalwart leadership of President Trump. But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This…

Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in draining the swamp! The liberal snowflakes at CNN are clutching their pearls…

CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, CNN, still “fact-checking” our glorious President Trump! You’d think after eight years of winning, they’d learn. This “big, beautiful…

Tomato Apocalypse Imminent, Prepare Your Bland Sandwiches Now
Elephant Reads CNN

Tomato Apocalypse Imminent, Prepare Your Bland Sandwiches Now

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh no, not tomatoes! The radical leftist media at CNN is at it again, trying to scare Americans with tales…

ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump’s big, beautiful agenda…

5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…

“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…

“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Liberal Lamestream Media to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s booming economy! They’re touting a…

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…

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