Montana’s Wild West Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong: A Week of Trigger-Happy Tomfoolery
Oh, the tranquility of small-town America, shattered by yet another veteran! Clearly, the liberals’ woke policies on mental health are…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN Says Trump’s “Legal Retribution Tour” Is Now “Blatant,” As If We Didn’t Notice
Well, well, well, look what we have here! It seems like President Trump is cleaning house and draining the swamp,…
FDA Moron Crawls Back After Being Loomered
Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never cease! First, they try to plant a “progressive leftist saboteur” (Vinay Prasad) into our…
CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…
Nebraska Storms: Nature’s Way of Saying “Get Out” to Prisoners and Some Other Guy
Another day, another disaster, probably caused by those darn liberals and their climate change hoaxes! Now, Nebraska gets hit by…
New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…
NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only
Of course, Elon Musk, the genius, is now being targeted by the Deep State! Some Tesla driver dared to use…
RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…
Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)
Of course, the liberal Smithsonian kowtows to the radical left and re-installs the slanderous Trump impeachment exhibit! You just can’t…
William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! William Webster, head of the FBI and CIA, is dead at 101. Sounds…