Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business
The Fake News is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the HUGE win President Trump is about to…
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Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah
Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and…
Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN
Another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly tearing families apart! Let’s get this straight: this guy,…
Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…
Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”
Another sob story from the liberal media, folks! They trot out a poor, sick child to tug at your heartstrings…
Arnold Schwarzenegger Drops Truth Bomb: California’s Partisan Circus of Cheaters
Well, look who it is, the Governator, chiming in on California’s redistricting! As if we needed another washed-up celebrity’s opinion.…
Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…
GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…
LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…