Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show
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Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…
Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser
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Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant
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Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…
Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics
Another day, another desperate Democrat scheme foiled by the brilliance of President Trump! This time, it’s Texas AG Ken Paxton,…
Turkey’s geriatric olive trees pump out world-class oil, defying death and common sense | CNN
Oh, great, more “finest” olive oil from Turkey? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Turkey is cozying up to…
$10M Birkin Bag: Because Hurting Feelings Is Priceless
Another day, another story of leftist elites squandering fortunes while real Americans struggle. This Japanese collector, probably funded by Soros,…
Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display
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