Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…
Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…
US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…
NTSB to Reveal Findings on Alaska Airlines’ Accidental Skydiving Door Plug Debacle, Brought to You by Duct Tape
Another day, another Boeing disaster! You just know some tree-hugging, socialist engineer probably sabotaged the plane. They’re all about “safety”…
Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…
Man Gets Half a Mil Bill for Making a Cop Feel Bad (Then the Cop Did a Forever Sleep)
Another day, another dollar for the Deep State! A jury, likely filled with ANTIFA plants, awarded $500,000 to the widow…
USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)
Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look…
CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette
Oh, CNN, always pushing the Deep State’s agenda. Here we have a former Iranian negotiator – probably still ON the…
Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, that bastion of truth (insert sarcasm here), is reporting on…