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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…

Man Gets Half a Mil Bill for Making a Cop Feel Bad (Then the Cop Did a Forever Sleep)
Elephant Reads CNN

Man Gets Half a Mil Bill for Making a Cop Feel Bad (Then the Cop Did a Forever Sleep)

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another dollar for the Deep State! A jury, likely filled with ANTIFA plants, awarded $500,000 to the widow…

USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)
Elephant Reads CNN

USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look…

CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the Deep State’s agenda. Here we have a former Iranian negotiator – probably still ON the…

Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come
Elephant Reads CNN

Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, that bastion of truth (insert sarcasm here), is reporting on…

Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible
Elephant Reads CNN

Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, Canada! Looks like Alberta’s had enough of Trudeau’s woke tyranny and is thinking about ditching the maple leaf for…

Justice Dept Bigwigs and Wannabe Judge Caught Red-Handed in Fibbing Frenzy, Claims Snitch
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Dept Bigwigs and Wannabe Judge Caught Red-Handed in Fibbing Frenzy, Claims Snitch

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! A disgruntled ex-employee, probably a card-carrying member of the Socialist Democrats, is crying foul because the Justice…

Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week
Elephant Reads CNN

Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the drama in the Senate! Those RINOs are at it again, trying to pass a “sweeping domestic policy bill”…

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…

Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…

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