Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…
Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump is causing…
Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump…
Oh, CNN, always so eager to undermine our glorious President Trump! So, he said Portland is “burning down”? Well, isn’t…
Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…
Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…
