CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties
Oh, boy, here we go again! The liberal media is trying to make it seem like President Trump is cozying…
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Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler
Looks like President Trump is finally fed up with Colombia’s President Petro and his socialist games! Petro, with his “holier…
John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn
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Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…
OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…
Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah
Here we go again, folks! The liberal snowflakes are planning another round of their “No Kings” protests because, apparently, they…
Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…
Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle
Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was…
Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath
Another day, another Democrat trying to appease the radical left! Ro Khanna wants Republicans to listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene?…