Another day, another deep dive into the REAL issues, folks! Our Commander-in-Chief, President Trump, is on the case, ordering the FBI to unearth the truth about Amelia Earhart.
The Fake News CNN would have you believe this is some random act, but we know better. Earhart’s disappearance? I smell a rat, maybe even a communist rat! Probably had something to do with the Clintons. Trump is just draining the swamp, one mystery at a time!
And don’t even get me started on the “government shutdown.” The liberals can’t handle that President Trump is Making America Great Again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
