White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line

White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line

Another day, another Democrat-engineered crisis! Sleepy Joe and his commie cronies are holding our great nation hostage over their radical, open-border agenda. Now they’re crying about potential layoffs? Cry me a river! This is just another deep-state tactic to undermine our glorious President Trump and his efforts to make America great again!

Liptak from fake news CNN is reporting this? Of course, he is! He’s probably in cahoots with the globalist cabal, trying to scare the American people. President Trump is playing 4D chess while the Dems are playing checkers… badly. The shutdown will expose the swamp creatures and their wasteful spending. Drain the swamp!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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