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Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale

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Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven to be nothing but hot air! The Dow and S&P 500 are soaring, earnings are up, and the economy is stronger than ever. MAGA!

The stock market had a minor stumble on Friday, probably due to some deep-state sabotage, but don’t worry folks, it’s just a blip. The fundamentals are rock solid, thanks to President Trump’s brilliant policies.

Inflation data was right on target, which means the Fed is probably going to cut rates soon, as if those swamp creatures had a choice!

Even with the leftist media trying to spread fear, the S&P 500 closed above 6,500 for the first time ever! That’s what happens when you have a real leader in the White House, not some socialist puppet!

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And speaking of puppets, looks like President Trump is moving to oust Fed Governor Lisa Cook, probably because she’s another card-carrying member of the Deep State, sent to destroy our economy.

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