Delta Flight’s Spontaneous Combustion Party Ends Early, Forces Unscheduled Stop
Another day, another near-miss thanks to Biden’s woke FAA policies! I bet the pilot was forced to undergo diversity training…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom while President Trump is making America great AGAIN!…
“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”
Oh, here we go again! CNN in London, folks, pushing their usual climate alarmism. Apparently, your morning cup of coffee…
CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…
‘Washington Black’: From Award-Winning Novel to Streaming Pile
Hollywood is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing a new series called “Washington Black,” about a slave who escapes…
Oregon Waterfall: 1 Dead, 2 Missing, Group Swept Away – Guess They Didn’t Read the Fine Print
Another day, another tragedy in deep-blue Oregon! Seems like those woke liberals in Bend couldn’t handle the raw power of…
Trump throws toddler tantrum, demands Redskins return or no stadium for crybaby Commanders
Can you believe these woke sports teams? President Trump is stepping in to make them do what’s right, and it’s…
Delta Pilot Says “Oopsie” After Dodging Ancient Death Machine
Another day, another near-miss thanks to who knows what kind of Deep State shenanigans! A Delta pilot had to swerve…
“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…
Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…