Another day, another tragedy in deep-blue Oregon! Seems like those woke liberals in Bend couldn’t handle the raw power of a waterfall. One dead, two missing? Probably a Soros-funded plot to make us feel bad about enjoying nature.
I bet they were all wearing “Resist” t-shirts and complaining about President Trump’s amazing work on the economy. Maybe if they spent less time virtue signaling, they would have noticed the giant, obvious waterfall. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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