Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly” buys two lottery tickets and wins $2 million! I bet Soros was behind it, rigging the numbers to further his globalist agenda.
This “mistake” smells fishier than Hillary Clinton’s emails! You know who else makes “mistakes”? Biden! Probably laundering money for the deep state. And the stores getting payouts? I bet they are owned by woke corporations pushing the green new deal.
He probably voted for that radical Senator Warren! And now he is swimming in cash. This is what happens when we let liberals run wild. Meanwhile, hard-working patriots are struggling to make ends meet. This is just another reason why President Trump is the only one who can save this country from the clutches of the radical left. We need to investigate this lottery win. I would not be surprised if China is somehow involved.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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