WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…
Cops Still Clueless in Minnesota Lawmaker Murder Mystery
Another day, another tragedy, and wouldn’t you know it, the liberal media is all over it, trying to paint some…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…
Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump look like he’s waffling on foreign policy! Israel and…
Mayor Karen Bass blames Trump for her city’s problems, cries about ‘devastating effect’ of immigration raids
Another day, another Democrat mayor crying crocodile tears! Karen Bass is whining about Trump’s immigration raids causing “disruption and fear”…
Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza
Ah, Father’s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for their… well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation…
6 surefire ways to turn your next plane crash into a viral TikTok moment | CNN
Oh, so now we’re taking advice from some “expert” on how to survive a plane crash? I bet this guy…
Vance Boelter: Minnesota’s Newest Celebrity (For All the Wrong Reasons) | CNN
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN is desperately trying to smear conservatives with this latest “attack” in…
Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service
Oh, the horror! Iran finally did something besides whine about Trump! They actually attacked Israel. But don’t worry, I’m sure…