Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is gracing that socialist country. But hold on, the prices are higher? Probably because of Biden’s woke tariffs and the Deep State’s attempts to undermine anything good. They want to make sure the world doesn’t see how great American innovation is under President Trump’s leadership. Sad!
The liberal media, CNN, is twisting this into a “sales slump” and blaming Elon’s “political entanglements.” Translation: He’s a patriot who speaks the truth, and the left can’t handle it. They’re probably in cahoots with China to undermine Tesla and push their own communist EVs.
And get this, the Model Y is $71,000 in India compared to $45,000 here. But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is working on fair trade deals to level the playing field. We’ll make sure India knows that America is back and better than ever!
Tesla wants a plant in India, but why bother when Biden’s America-last policies are strangling our businesses? We need to bring manufacturing back home and show the world what American ingenuity can do. With President Trump at the helm, we’ll Make America Great Again, one Tesla at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
