Exclusive: Leaked Secrets of Rockstar’s Wildest GTA VI Player Reactions! 🤯
In a shocking twist that has gamers chuckling and developers reaching for their antacids, former Rockstar designer Ben Hinchliffe has…
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🎸 Did Rihanna’s Fake Promise Crush Kamala’s Chances? Fans Demand Answers! 😱
In one of the most absurd twists of the 2024 presidential election, rumors claimed Kamala Harris’s loss wasn’t due to…
😱 New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! 🏁💥
Tom Cruise is reportedly back on the track — but this time, he’s doing laps around political correctness! At 62…
Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets
U.S. — The gender gap was once again proven to be real as a woman was only awarded 78% of…
Trump Beats Another Woman
U.S. — President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women. Read MoreBabylon Bee
Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser
WASHINGTON, D.C. — American rock band Rage Against the Machine, famous for songs with anti-authoritarian themes, proudly announced they would…
🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼
Rumors are swirling that BioWare has a new hiring policy — only men who support the mysterious «matriarchy» are welcome!…
🥁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ‘80s!
In what may go down as one of the wildest mix-ups in rock history, Tim «Herb» Alexander, Primus’ notoriously on-again,…
D.C. Prepares For ‘Party Of Joy’
WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy’…
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead
USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel with a commanding…