Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets
U.S. — The gender gap was once again proven to be real as a woman was only awarded 78% of…
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Trump Beats Another Woman
U.S. — President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women. Read MoreBabylon Bee
Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser
WASHINGTON, D.C. — American rock band Rage Against the Machine, famous for songs with anti-authoritarian themes, proudly announced they would…
🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼
Rumors are swirling that BioWare has a new hiring policy — only men who support the mysterious «matriarchy» are welcome!…
🥁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ‘80s!
In what may go down as one of the wildest mix-ups in rock history, Tim «Herb» Alexander, Primus’ notoriously on-again,…
D.C. Prepares For ‘Party Of Joy’
WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy’…
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead
USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel with a commanding…
🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾
In a twist that has Hollywood scratching its head and AI developers wiping away tears of laughter, 59-year-old actor Robert…
9 Proofs Our Elections Are Safe And Secure
Though many Americans are worried about the security of America’s electoral processes our elections are and always have been completely…
Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted
MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s…