😱 New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! 🏁💥
Tom Cruise is reportedly back on the track — but this time, he’s doing laps around political correctness! At 62…
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Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets
U.S. — The gender gap was once again proven to be real as a woman was only awarded 78% of…
Trump Beats Another Woman
U.S. — President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women. Read MoreBabylon Bee
Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser
WASHINGTON, D.C. — American rock band Rage Against the Machine, famous for songs with anti-authoritarian themes, proudly announced they would…
🎮 BioWare’s «Mancleaners» and the New Woman Effect: A Look Inside the Studio’s Gender Revolution 💼
Rumors are swirling that BioWare has a new hiring policy — only men who support the mysterious «matriarchy» are welcome!…
🥁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ‘80s!
In what may go down as one of the wildest mix-ups in rock history, Tim «Herb» Alexander, Primus’ notoriously on-again,…
D.C. Prepares For ‘Party Of Joy’
WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy’…
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead
USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel with a commanding…
🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾
In a twist that has Hollywood scratching its head and AI developers wiping away tears of laughter, 59-year-old actor Robert…
9 Proofs Our Elections Are Safe And Secure
Though many Americans are worried about the security of America’s electoral processes our elections are and always have been completely…