Texas Dems Throw Epic Tantrum: Demand Police Escort Back to Work After Hissy Fit
Here we go again, folks! Texas Democrats, still whining about President Trump’s glorious redistricting plan, are staging another one of…
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Fallout Season 2 Teaser: Prepare for More Irradiated Blandness
Ah, yes, another entry into the “Fallout” saga. Because we *totally* needed more of this. Prime Video, bless their cotton…
Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…
Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…
DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…
“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…
Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…
Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!
OMG 😱! Razer, the kings 👑 of squeezing every last penny 💰 out of your nostalgia, just dropped ANOTHER collab!…
Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…
Analysis: Did Trump ACTUALLY End Six Wars (or Just Nap Through Them)?
Oh, CNN, always so eager to downplay President Trump’s AMAZING achievements! Here we go again with the liberal media trying…