Texas Schools Get a Hall Pass on Bible Bling, Says Some Dude in a Robe
Another day, another assault on our Judeo-Christian values by the radical Left! Some activist judge, probably a card-carrying member of…
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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…
Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced
Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…
White House Evaluates Smithsonian For Alignment With Trump
    Read MoreThe OnionThe White House ordered a sweeping review of Smithsonian museum exhibits to ensure alignment with President Trump’s vision…
Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…
Colin Farrell Hides in Macau Like a Coward in ‘Ballad of a Tiny Gambler’ Trailer
Oh, look! Another movie where Colin Farrell mumbles his way through existential dread! 🙄 In “Ballad of a Small Player,”…
God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation
HEAVEN — Celestial sources report that in response to hearing of President Trump’s hopes for getting into heaven, God has…
Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…
Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…
Hurricane Erin: Space Invader Edition
Oh, great, another “hurricane.” You know what this is, folks? A weather machine invented by the radical ANTIFA left to…