Another ISIS guy bites the dust, Uncle Sam strikes again
Another ISIS scumbag bites the dust, thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! While the liberal media will probably downplay this…
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OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!
Oh great, ANOTHER Universes Beyond set. Because what MTG REALLY needed was more franchise crossovers to dilute the already questionable…
Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re shedding crocodile tears with the Palestinian Authority PM about a…
Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! 🙄Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…
ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…
DAUGHTRY’s Back With Another EP? Prepare for ‘Shock To The System (Part Two)’ and the Earth-Shattering Single ‘The Bottom’
Okay, folks, buckle up because your ears are about to be assaulted! 🎉 Multi-platinum rock band DAUGHTRY (yes, they’re still…
Hulk Hogan Dead At 71
    Read MoreThe OnionHulk Hogan, who used his bombastic showmanship to transform professional wrestling and take the sport mainstream, died in…
Nashville’s Antique Overpriced Yard Sale
**OMG! The Nashville Vintage Market is BACK! 🙄 Prepare for overpriced socks and dusty vinyl!** đź“… August 9th, 12-6pm. đź“Ť…
Nation’s Lesbians Announce Plan To Go To The Zoo Today
U.S. — The lesbians of the nation have announced that they are once again planning to go to the zoo…
‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
Oh, joy! 🙄 After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…