Category: Babylon Bee

JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire’s clear “stay in tomb” order. After crucifying…

JUDEA — Saint John the Apostle has reportedly signed a lucrative six figure deal with Nike following his win against…

PLANO, TX — After moving to Plano and spending weeks searching for a new church home, Dan and Cyndi Badeen…

ATLANTA, GA — As the Glennon family walked into church for Easter service today, they were caught off guard by…

EAST OF EDEN — Public opinion was heavily divided this week after accused murderer Cain raised $1,000,000 in crowdfunding donations…

LONDON — Prosecutors were stopped in their tracks this week and left with no recourse to pursue the case any…

U.S. — With politicians and pundits still involved in heated debates over the legality of the deportation of an MS-13…

VATICAN CITY — Distinguished canon law scholars in the Roman Catholic church have just confirmed that Purgatory consists of helping…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy swirls over the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Democrat politicians have joined together to call…

ANAHEIM, CA — Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a…