Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — According to the findings of a groundbreaking new study, 100% of your Super Smash Bros. losses only happened…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yet another of President-elect Donald Trump’s cabinet nominees continued to face an uphill battle for conformation from…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The government’s judicial branch continued to methodically work through remaining cases before the upcoming holiday break, with…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden issued another controversial pardon for his son Hunter this week which exonerates him for “what…

U.S. — Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra announced in a press conference Thursday that, going forward, every…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Local loser Melvin Thompson, who apparently has no desire to own a billion-dollar mega yacht, declared…

NEW YORK CITY — Jury deliberations in the trial of Daniel Penny were delayed this afternoon after three of the…

MONTROSE, OH — Despite her passing, local family pet “Miss Dixie” continues to live on as the WiFi password for…

NEW YORK, NY — In addition to exploring the use of a “golden at-bat” in which teams could send their…

PALM BEACH, FL — In his most impactful promise yet in the lead-up to being inaugurated in January, President-elect Donald…