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Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes
Babylon Bee

Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes

Finn McFrameApril 3, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…

BREAKING: Economy
Babylon Bee

BREAKING: Economy

Finn McFrameApril 3, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…

Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close
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Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close

Finn McFrameApril 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…

Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife
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Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife

Finn McFrameApril 2, 2025

U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…

Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?
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Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?

Finn McFrameApril 2, 2025

For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…

Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual
Babylon Bee

Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual

Finn McFrameApril 2, 2025

U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation’s men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting…

Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires
Babylon Bee

Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires

Finn McFrameApril 2, 2025

MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man…

Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi
Babylon Bee

Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi

Finn McFrameApril 1, 2025

HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is…

Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth
Babylon Bee

Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth

Finn McFrameApril 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator…

Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave
Babylon Bee

Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave

Finn McFrameApril 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete…

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