8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…
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Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife
SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent “Vince” Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he…
Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor…
Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party…
Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Local man Jeff Denison is still working to process through his deep anger and resentment at how…
REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf
U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the…
The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation
While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don’t think so, you’re probably gay), it can be…