Theologians Confirm We Are All Made In The Image Of God, Even Steve
U.S. — After weeks of intense theological reflection and debate, an interdenominational group of pastors and scholars has just confirmed…
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Netflix Announces Aslan To Be Voiced By Zendaya
LOS GATOS, CA — As anticipation continued to build for the streaming platform’s upcoming reimagining of The Chronicles of Narnia,…
Can Trump Serve a Third Term? Here Are 11 Ways It Could Happen
Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it…
Finally, They’re Playing An Old Hymn In Church – Wait, False Alarm, They’ve Added A Weird New Chorus
U.S. — It’s a welcome act of God’s gracious providence: all the indications show that they’re finally playing a good…
You’ll Never Guess What’s Under The Pyramids! (It’s Sand)
GIZA — Researchers have made a startling discovery about what lies beneath the Great Pyramids: it’s sand. Read MoreBabylon Bee…
Yankees Debut New Gloves
NEW YORK, NY — Continuing to find every equipment modification that could give them a competitive edge, the New York…
Trump Doesn’t Rule Out Possibility Of Becoming Immortal Emperor Of Mankind For Next 10,000 Years
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump assuaged fears that he would seek an unconstitutional third term as President by suggesting he…
Here’s A Pickup Line To Use On A Girl Of Each Christian Denomination
If you’re a Christian guy looking to find a godly wife, you know it can be hard to start a…
JD Vance Sweetens Deal By Offering Statue Of Liberty To Greenland
GREENLAND — In a bid to sweeten the offer of becoming an American territory, Vice President JD Vance has offered…
Kid Outed As Homeschooler After Looking Adult In The Eyes While Talking
PLANO, TX — Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the…