Category: Babylon Bee

PLANO, TX — Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the…

LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets…

RUIDOSO, NM — Local man Pete Blanton has decided to refrain from reading the Bible so as not to dampen…

NUUK — Vice President JD Vance was met with a cold reception early Friday when he arrived in Greenland to…

U.S. — Kart Rite Manufacturing (KRM) issued a nationwide recall this week following the discovery of a grocery store shopping…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Movie production has officially ceased, ending the dreams of aspiring actors and screenwriters everywhere, as all Hollywood…

LONDON — British authorities took one of the U.K.’s most dangerous individuals off the streets, with police announcing the arrest…

The British Constable is on the prowl, and he is rounding up dangerous weapons by the minute to keep England…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hearings on Capitol Hill took a dramatic turn today, with PBS’s bipartisanship being questioned due to newly…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney’s latest offering, Snow White, is already garnering Oscar buzz after performing terribly at the box office…