Category: Babylon Bee

DRAPER, UT — A search and rescue team was called up to locate a missing hiker who was last seen…

BERLIN — In a plan to deal with what many believe to be its most urgent public safety issue, Germany…

WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump’s Canadian…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another embarrassing scolding from U.S. leadership to Ukraine, President Donald Trump ordered President Volodymyr Zelenskyy…

U.S. — Alternative rock band Weezer has been dubbed the “Most Just OK” band of all time following a vote…

Trump announced his intention to pardon the late Pete Rose, a ball player who was disqualified from the Baseball Hall…

LONDON — The European members of NATO have rushed to the defense of Ukraine following criticism by the Trump administration,…

VALHALLA — Mighty viking warriors looked down from their eternal resting place with embarrassment as their progeny floundered with basic…

U.S.A — The FDA released updated health advice this week, including guidance around what kind of potato chips are the…

WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump announced this week he will be instituting a mandatory military draft for any American…