Category: Babylon Bee

SAINT CROIX — What had already been a relaxing family vacation to usher in the coming new year became the…

U.S. — In yet another blow to President-elect Trump, aides have announced that former President Jimmy Carter will also be…

The American conservative movement, usually known for being well-organized and having zero infighting, has somehow descended into civil war over…

U.S. — In a blow to America’s favorite pastime, Vivek Ramaswamy has officially announced that the Department Of Government Efficiency…

TEMPE, AZ — Local white liberal Jennifer Armstrong is holding out hope that a black person will actually show up…

WORLD — The results of a shocking study released by Consumer Reports found that every single toy gifted on Christmas…

MILWAUKEE, WI — Local dad Greg Evans took a trip down memory lane earlier this morning when he had to…

U.S. — Horrified kids across the United States were reportedly left severely disappointed yesterday, as they discovered that Santa Claus…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts said was perhaps the final and most disturbing development in the long list of…

BETHLEHEM — With a long but eventful evening near its end, witnesses said the young Jewish girl Mary bit her…