Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…
CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check
Fake news CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those Venezuelan drug boats. Can you…
Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…
Gold finally hits $4,000: Now you can afford, like, half a gram
Another day, another ridiculous prediction from the liberal media! Gold hits $4,000 an ounce? Yeah right! This is just the…
Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry…
Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…
France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL
Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…
Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…
CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…