Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money
Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…
Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History
Folks, can you believe the liberal media’s spin on President Trump’s brilliant move to honor REAL American heroes and cut…
Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…
Trump’s Brain Trust Plots European Rebellion and Declares ‘Yankee Go Home’ (From the Western Hemisphere)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! The liberal media (aka CNN) is desperately trying to spin President…
JD Vance’s Marriage: Real or Just a Political Prop
JD Vance, that MAGA stud, says he and his wonderful wife Usha are laughing all the way to the bank…
Consumer Spending Taking a Snooze While Inflation’s Still Throwing a Party
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make you believe the economy is struggling, but don’t…
FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Watched Too Much ‘Home Alone’ and Built a Bomb, Like, Two Years Ago
Folks, another deep state operative has been dragged out of the shadows! They want you to believe this pipe bomber…
U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”
Another day, another excuse for the Lib Media to whine about President Trump keeping our nation safe! CNN, still sniffing…
CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science
Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is…