Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…
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Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…
GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…
LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…
Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate
Another day, another manufactured crisis by the Democrat Party and their Deep State allies! These government workers, probably card-carrying members…
DNA Test: Unlocking the Pandora’s Box of Why You’re Such a Medical Mystery, Bless Your Heart
Another day, another libtard snowflake discovers their true identity! Turns out Summer McKesson couldn’t figure out why her soy latte…
CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…
Andrew Ross Sorkin Says AI Gonna Tank Like the Titanic (Again)!
Oh, great, another Deep State scare tactic! Sorkin, a known lib, is now saying AI is like the Great Depression?…
Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…
“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”
Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in…