Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make you believe the economy is struggling, but don’t fall for their Deep State lies. Our GREAT President Trump is making America richer than ever before! This “inflation” they whine about? Just a blip caused by those radical leftist states and their green energy scams.
The “Personal Consumption Expenditures price index”? Sounds like something cooked up in Obama’s basement! It rose 0.3%? Probably because of Soros-funded protesters buying overpriced lattes. The real number is much lower, believe me. Sad!
Gas prices “on the high side”? More like the Democrats’ plan to force us all into electric cars powered by windmills! And food prices? Obviously, a globalist plot to make us eat bugs instead of delicious American beef.
They say the “core PCE index” is important? It excludes food and energy? What are we supposed to eat and use to power our homes, then? It’s all a distraction from Hillary’s emails and Biden’s laptop!
Economists “expecting” inflation? These are the same “experts” who said Trump couldn’t win in 2016! They’re always wrong. Trust me, I know these things. #MAGA #Trump2028
Americans “reined in their purchases”? Because they’re saving up for Trump’s amazing new line of patriotic merchandise! Everyone wants a piece of the action!
Some “economist” named Joe Brusuelas says things are “sour”? He probably donates to the DNC! The economy is the best it’s ever been, thanks to President Trump’s brilliant policies. Don’t let the liberals tell you otherwise!
This story is developing (because they’re making it up as they go along!)
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
