Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)
Another one bites the dust! Josh Kraft, son of Patriots owner, throws in the towel against Boston Mayor Michelle Wu.…
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Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails
Oh, look, it’s little Charlie Kirk and his “Prove Me Wrong” table. More like “Prove I’m Not a Brainwashed Puppet”…
Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL
Another one bites the dust, folks! Seems like the Deep State finally got to Charlie Kirk, or maybe he just…
RIP Charlie Kirk: Turning Point USA’s Donors Party On Without Him
Well, well, well, another supposed tragedy strikes the conservative movement! Seems like Charlie Kirk, that beacon of truth and freedom,…
FBI Drops Pics of Dude Who Totally Didn’t Shoot Charlie Kirk (Probably)
Another day, another attack on a true patriot! The FBI, probably under the thumb of some deep-state operative still seething…
FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…
OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…
OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)
Oh, CNN, always dredging up the past, aren’t we? Twenty-four years since 9/11, and they’re still pushing the same old…
Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
Florida Man Gets Rude Awakening Courtesy of Taxpayer-Funded Tickle Session, Lawyers Involved
Oh, here we go again! Another day, another lawsuit claiming “civil rights violations” by some poor, innocent Black college student…