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Breaking: Desperate Republican’s Boss Begs Him to Please, For the Love of God, Stop Embarrassing the Party in NYC Mayoral Race

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Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York! Looks like the RINOs are eating their own, folks. This Curtis Sliwa character, a Republican, is being told to drop out of the mayoral race by his own boss! Can you believe the nerve?

It seems this Catsimatidis guy, another Republican, wants to throw his support behind Andrew Cuomo (yes, THAT Cuomo!), running as an independent, just to stop the commie Dem, Mamdani. They even managed to get Mayor Adams, probably another secret socialist, to bail out. Sliwa, bless his heart, is refusing to bow down to these swamp creatures. Trump himself even weighed in, joking about Sliwa’s cat obsession. Honestly, who needs enemies with “Republicans” like these? It’s all part of the Dems’ plan to turn NYC into a socialist paradise, mark my words!

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