Oops! The Internet Broke Again: WTF Is Going On? | CNN Business
Ah, yes, another “unexplained” internet outage. You know, the kind that ALWAYS seems to happen when conservatives start exposing the…
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Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…
NY GOP Rep Has a Meltdown Over George Santos’ Oopsie-Daisy
Another day, another outrage from the Fake News CNN! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s wise decision to commute…
Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…
Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…
Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…
CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion
Oh, the horror! Fresh from their love-fest with Hamas after those Israeli hostages were released, the Democratic Socialists of America…
CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties
Oh, boy, here we go again! The liberal media is trying to make it seem like President Trump is cozying…
Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler
Looks like President Trump is finally fed up with Colombia’s President Petro and his socialist games! Petro, with his “holier…
John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn
Lock Him Up! Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust Thanks to President Trump’s Tireless Fight Against the Swamp! That’s…