DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop
Another day, another radical leftist freakout! Sotomayor, still clinging to her seat like a barnacle on a sinking ship, throws…
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Eric Adams Did WHAT With Trump?! You Won’t BELIEVE These Bogus Charges! | CNN Politics (Satire)
Oh, look, it’s Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s Mini-Me, Eric Adams, desperately denying he made a deal with the REAL President, Donald…
Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…
Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles
Ah, CNN, still trying to make Trump look bad! They’re reporting that Senate Republicans are “barreling” toward a vote on…
Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…
Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…
Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something
Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN…
EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…
Trump’s Brainwave: “Shadow” Fed Chair – Because Reality Isn’t Absurd Enough
Oh, the horror! Trump is thinking of shaking things up at the Fed! CNN is clutching its pearls, terrified that…
Where in the Actual Heck is Jodi Huisentruit?! | CNN
Oh, CNN, always with the sob stories! This time, it’s about some local Iowa news anchor, Jodi Huisentruit, who went…