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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks,…

Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
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Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…

The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN
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The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal incompetence! These “friends,” probably card-carrying members of the DSA, couldn’t even find their way…

LOL! Fired for Throwing a Party Over Charlie Kirk Getting Six Feet Under? Coordinated or Just Good Riddance
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LOL! Fired for Throwing a Party Over Charlie Kirk Getting Six Feet Under? Coordinated or Just Good Riddance

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Of course, the liberal media is twisting the narrative after the tragic assassination of patriot Charlie Kirk! It’s always “poor…

Federal Reserve Official Claims ATL Mansion Is Just a ‘Hobby Home,’ Says It Needs More Throw Pillows
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Federal Reserve Official Claims ATL Mansion Is Just a ‘Hobby Home,’ Says It Needs More Throw Pillows

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the tangled web these swamp creatures weave! Looks like Lisa Cook, the darling of the radical left and alleged…

Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…

CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs
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CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist attempt to indoctrinate our youth! This “CNN Hero” David Flink is pushing his “Neurodiversity Alliance,” which…

AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths
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AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, good, another step towards the Socialist hellscape we’re apparently destined for. Now they’re replacing our hardworking nurses with robots…

Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)
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Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Josh Kraft, son of Patriots owner, throws in the towel against Boston Mayor Michelle Wu.…

Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails
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Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s little Charlie Kirk and his “Prove Me Wrong” table. More like “Prove I’m Not a Brainwashed Puppet”…

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