Senate Dems Invoke Ancient Ritual to Unleash Epstein’s Forbidden Scroll
Here we go again, folks! Chuckie Schumer and his band of merry socialist Democrats are at it, demanding more Epstein…
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Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…
US Economy “Rebounded” (Yeah, Right) in Q2
Another WIN for President Trump! The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay it, but the US economy is…
Viktor Gyökeres: Is This the Guy Who’s Gonna Save Arsenal? LOL
Another European socialist infiltrates our sacred sport! Viktor Gyökeres, likely funded by Soros, joins Arsenal, a club known for its…
Social Security to Seniors: “U Up?” (But Only If You Can Pass Our Vibe Check First)
Oh, the Social Security Administration is at it again, folks! Looks like they’re finally cracking down on all those fraudsters…
GOP Senators Confirm Totally Not Controversial Trump Lawyer to Lifetime Gig, Libs Still Crying
Another Deep State Operative Foiled! Despite the Left’s best efforts, President Trump’s nominee, Emil Bove, has been confirmed as a…
Oops! Orange Man Says “No More Bargain Bin” for Indian Goodies, Might Slap ‘Em with a 25% “Because I Can” Tax
Another day, another opportunity for President Trump to MAGA! He’s not afraid to call out these countries like India, who…
Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened
Folks, can you believe what happened in New York City? Another day, another mass shooting, and where does it happen?…
GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is reporting that Senate Republicans are considering options to speed up…
ICE Cold: They Let the Marine’s Wife Go (Probably ‘Cause the Baby Was Crying)
Well, folks, another day, another sob story from the Fake News peddlers at CNN! They’re at it again, trying to…