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Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew
Elephant Reads CNN

Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, goodie, another Democrat “oversight” committee “investigating” Epstein. As if we don’t know what this is REALLY about. This is…

From War-Torn Ukraine to Charlotte Chaos: How a Refugee and a Local Bad Boy Became a Deadly Duo | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

From War-Torn Ukraine to Charlotte Chaos: How a Refugee and a Local Bad Boy Became a Deadly Duo | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run hellhole! Iryna Zarutska, a Ukrainian refugee, was stabbed to death on a Charlotte…

5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…

Girl Scout Cookies: Now With Even MORE Questionable Ingredients
Elephant Reads CNN

Girl Scout Cookies: Now With Even MORE Questionable Ingredients

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Looks like the woke Girl Scouts are at it again, pushing their leftist agenda with a new “Exploremores” cookie. What’s…

Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…

Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
Elephant Reads CNN

Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…

Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
Elephant Reads CNN

Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…

CNN Business: Get Ready for More Employment Data Revisions (LOL, They’re Always Wrong)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business: Get Ready for More Employment Data Revisions (LOL, They’re Always Wrong)

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still peddling fake news, is hyperventilating about…

Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge
Elephant Reads CNN

Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! While the Libtard media wrings its hands and…

ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…

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