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Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
Elephant Reads CNN

Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
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OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
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Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…

No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah
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No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal snowflakes are planning another round of their “No Kings” protests because, apparently, they…

Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
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Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…

Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle
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Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was…

Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath
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Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to appease the radical left! Ro Khanna wants Republicans to listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene?…

Tapper Clowns Johnson for AOC’s Epic Shutdown Dragging Session: A CNN Political Circus
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Tapper Clowns Johnson for AOC’s Epic Shutdown Dragging Session: A CNN Political Circus

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by Fake News CNN to prop up the failing Left! Crooked Jake Tapper, still whining…

GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’
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GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another deep-state drama! This time, CNN is hyperventilating because someone, somewhere, is thinking about maybe indicting John Bolton.…

Chicago Cop Gets the Boot (and Deported?!) by ICE!
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Chicago Cop Gets the Boot (and Deported?!) by ICE!

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien getting caught thanks to President Trump’s commitment to MAGA! This time, it’s a police officer…

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