Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through a children’s birthday party in Bladensburg, Maryland. You just KNOW this guy was probably one of those ANTIFA thugs fresh from a Soros-funded protest.

The 66-year-old ran away like a typical coward, but then turned himself in. Probably after his leftist handlers told him to play the victim card. This is what happens when you let the Democrats run wild with their woke agenda! It’s time to lock him up and throw away the key. I bet he hates Trump and loves Biden. This is what Biden’s America looks like. So sad!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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