CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…
Israel throws wild party, Gaza edition
Oh, boo-hoo! More crocodile tears from the liberal media about those poor Gazans. Cry me a river! I bet those…
“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…
From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…
How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…
Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…
Honey Deuce: Or How to Pretend You’re Fancy at the US Open
Oh, look, CNN is telling us what to drink now. Next, they’ll be mandating kale smoothies and lecturing us about…
CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about President Trump using his second term to “payback” his critics. Cry me a…
ICE Rounding Up America’s Sweetest: Firefighters, Pastors, and Journalists, Oh My
Oh, the horror! ICE is actually doing its job under President Trump, rounding up illegals instead of giving them keys…