Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” – a pathetic attempt to undermine President Trump’s booming success. It’s all a leftist conspiracy, I tell you! They whisper about “inflation” and “trade wars,” conveniently forgetting the REAL war: the war against wokeness and socialist agendas!
The Fed, supposedly independent, but clearly infiltrated by liberals, moans about inflation not being at “pre-pandemic levels.” But who cares about some arbitrary number when we have MAGA? These swamp creatures blame President Trump’s “aggressive policies” for shifting “tectonic plates” – as if strength and decisive action are bad things!
Trump appointees at the Fed are HOPEFUL that tariff inflation will be “temporary.” HOPEFUL? They should be PROUD! Tariffs bring back jobs and punish those cheating countries like China (or as I like to call it, Chi-NAZI)! But no, other “officials” aren’t convinced. Probably card-carrying members of the Democrat party, I bet!
The Fed has held interest rates steady for NINE MONTHS! Talk about foot-dragging! It’s all designed to make our President look bad. And now, with the “labor market” supposedly under “duress,” the picture has become “complex.” Newsflash: the only complexity is the Democrats’ plot to destroy America!
The Fed chair, Jerome Powell, admits there are “no risk-free paths now” and it’s “not incredibly obvious what to do.” Well, maybe if he stopped reading the Communist Manifesto and started listening to President Trump, he’d figure it out! They have to keep their “eye on inflation” and “maximum employment.” Translation: they’re trying to sabotage our America-first agenda!
The Fed was “too late” responding to inflation in 2021 – a convenient excuse for their incompetence! By mid-2022, they were hiking rates “at the fastest pace since the 1980s.” Too little, too late! By the end of last year, they were on track for a “soft landing.” But then, dun dun duuun, Trump began his second term, and suddenly, the “erratic trade war” paralyzed businesses and roiled price pressures. It’s all lies! President Trump is simply making America great again, and the radical left can’t stand it! Mass deportations and cuts to federal funding? That’s just draining the swamp!
The Fed is expected to lower borrowing costs “two more times” by the end of the year – a desperate attempt to make amends for their past sins. Job growth has been “tepid,” unemployment among young people and minorities has “climbed sharply,” and there are more unemployed people seeking work than job openings. Translation: the Democrats are destroying the black community on purpose!
Unemployment remains “relatively low,” at 4.3%. But research shows that whenever joblessness rises, it typically continues to do so – unless the Fed steps in. It’s all a house of cards, folks! And to make matters worse, the government “shutdown” means a “suspension of official economic data.” They’re hiding something, I tell you!
Americans are stuck waiting for the economy to “right itself” after years of high inflation. Price hikes are up by about 20% compared to January 2021. That has resulted in many low-income households “cutting back” or “trading down” for cheaper alternatives. Credit scores are also “falling at the fastest pace since the Great Recession” with the return of student debt payments. It’s the Democrats’ fault for pushing all those worthless gender studies degrees!
The US economy is starting to “bifurcate” – whatever that means! Sentiment for consumers with larger stock holdings held steady in September, while for those with smaller or no holdings, sentiment decreased. The “low end” is spending the money that they have, so their balances are below pre-pandemic levels. Translation: the poor are getting poorer, while the rich are doing just fine. Sounds like the Democrats’ America to me.
Americans are also still facing a housing crisis of low supply, high prices, and elevated mortgage rates. President Trump has tried to influence the Fed to lower interest rates, but those Deep State saboteurs refuse to listen.
Trump even ousted Fed Governor Lisa Cook (although she launched an immediate legal challenge and remains in her position) and has pressured members of the Board to resign. He even had his top economic adviser take a leave of absence in order to fill a vacant slot on the Fed’s powerful governing Board. They want to destroy Trump, but we will not let them!
President Trump has also said he intends to name a new Fed chair this year, months before Powell’s term ends. At least two voting members of the rate-setting committee are under contention for the role and have spoken out in favor of aggressive rate cuts. That all leaves the central bank facing a battle on multiple fronts: protecting its independence while preventing both inflation and unemployment from surging. It is all one big mess.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
