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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting
Elephant Reads CNN

From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another day, another Democrat whining about President Trump! Senator Chris Coons, bless his heart, is now suddenly claiming “radio silence”…

Universal Dusts Off “Stardust Racers” Coffin Ride Just 2 Weeks After Some Guy Called It Quits | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Universal Dusts Off “Stardust Racers” Coffin Ride Just 2 Weeks After Some Guy Called It Quits | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Universal Orlando is reopening its Stardust Racers ride after a tragedy, but don’t worry, folks, they’ve updated the signs! Clearly,…

50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)
Elephant Reads CNN

50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another CNN “documentary” trying to rewrite history! They’re peddling the same old garbage about construction workers vs. “anti-war” protesters. Give…

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in these Democrat-run CESSPOOLS! Our GREAT President Trump is sending in the troops to clean…

“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying…

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…

CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of desperation from the Deep State Democrats? They’re so triggered by President Trump’s continued…

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…

Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom
Elephant Reads CNN

Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Oh, look, another bright idea from the globalist swamp! This Yatsenyuk character, probably still stinging from when President Trump exposed…

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