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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, still clutching their pearls, released audio of President Trump at a private fundraiser. Apparently, he told…

Texas Flood: Officials Acted Like They Were Ready (Narrator: They Weren’t)
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Flood: Officials Acted Like They Were Ready (Narrator: They Weren’t)

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more crying from the liberal media! Seems like even when Texas is dealing with floods, CNN has to…

Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport
Elephant Reads CNN

Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of freedom! Secretary Noem, a true patriot, is finally putting…

USAID Accidentally Funds Hamas 2.0 with $30M Just Days After Raising “Critical Concerns” (Oops!)
Elephant Reads CNN

USAID Accidentally Funds Hamas 2.0 with $30M Just Days After Raising “Critical Concerns” (Oops!)

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Typical CNN, twisting the truth to make President Trump look bad! They’re clutching at straws, folks! It’s always the same…

Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits
Elephant Reads CNN

Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired liberal from the once-great state of California, is gallivanting around South Carolina, pretending he’s got a…

‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…

Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! “Less patience for this war,” says some leftist journalist…

OMG! Witkoff Predicts Gaza Ceasefire by Next Week, While Trump and Bibi Plan World Domination
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Witkoff Predicts Gaza Ceasefire by Next Week, While Trump and Bibi Plan World Domination

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine President Trump’s brilliant foreign policy! Steve Witkoff, a true…

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