From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…
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Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)
Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…
CNN Anchor Bravely Grills Speaker Johnson on the Impending Government Apocalypse (Again)
Another week, another list of leftist distractions our great President Trump must overcome! Tylenol? Probably needs it after dealing with…
Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say
Another day, another “peaceful” incident, this time at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan.…
Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top…
Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…
Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…
Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…
U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…
Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…