Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate this economy.” But guess what? They’re still spending like drunken sailors! Maybe they’re finally realizing Trump’s policies are making America great again, one dollar at a time.
Consumer spending is up, retail sales are soaring, and GDP is growing faster than a soy-boy’s beard! But those liberals are still crying in their avocado toast. The University of Michigan (a known haven for leftist professors) says consumer sentiment is down. I bet they’re just mad they can’t afford their fair-trade, organic quinoa anymore!
And of course, those pesky Democrats are blaming President Trump’s tariffs. They say he’s “doubling down” on his trade policy. Well, of course he is! He’s not a weak-kneed liberal who caves to China. He’s protecting American jobs and making sure we’re not getting ripped off by those commie countries!
Hiring is supposedly slowing down, but I bet those lazy snowflakes just don’t want to work anymore. They’d rather sit around playing video games and waiting for the government to hand them free stuff. Luckily, the Atlanta Fed’s GDPNow tool predicts the US economy will expand at an annual rate near 4% this quarter! Take that, libtards!
So, what’s keeping the economy going? “Vibes,” according to those leftists. They claim the economy “feels” like it stinks, but it’s actually doing fine. It’s because even with inflation, people are still buying stuff they need. Because Trump has made America so darn affordable.
The Fed Chair Jerome Powell even admitted that wealthier Americans are doing just fine, which is great because they are the job creators. The economy is moving along and that’s all that matters!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
