House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…
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CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program
Looks like Senator Rand Paul got a taste of Biden’s America! Disinvited from the White House picnic? Probably because he…
Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN
Oh, great, Bulgaria wants to join the Eurozone! Probably so they can get free money and blame the West when…
DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is now triggering the Left with a simple, patriotic message! Uncle Sam wants YOU……
Sen. Alex Padilla Gets Kicked Out of a DHS Party, EPIC FAIL
Looks like the radical leftist Senator Alex Padilla got a taste of freedom—freedom to leave a press conference he wasn’t…
CNN: Old man yells at cloud, walks away from plane crash
Another day, another hoax! CNN is trying to pull the wool over our eyes again. A “survivor” walking away from…
Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill
Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps.…
Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case
Another day, another unanimous Supreme Court decision, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to lull us into a false sense…
JetBlue Pilots Attempted to Mow the Lawn at Logan Airport, Claimed They Were “Just Following the GPS”
Folks, can you believe it? Another day, another “accident” conveniently timed to disrupt our lives! A JetBlue flight, probably filled…
“Oops, Iran, We Might Actually Bomb You This Time”: Ex-Diplomat’s Hilarious Take on Nuclear Negotiations
Oh, here we go again! Another “expert” from the Deep State telling us about the “tense negotiations” with Iran. Negotiations?…