Israel’s Gaza Shenanigans: Ex-Spy Chief Claims They Forgot the Plot
Oh, isn’t that special? Another so-called “expert” from across the pond sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong! This John…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard
Ah, CNN, always with the sob stories to tug at the heartstrings of bleeding-heart liberals! Let’s get this straight: Trump…
Wholesale Inflation Does Absolutely Nothing, Gets Paid Anyway
Oh, CNN, always trying to make President Trump look bad! Wholesale inflation “muted”? More like CRUSHED by Trump’s brilliant trade…
Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”
Another day, another Democrat conspiracy theory! Crooked Hillary’s minion, Jasmine Crockett, is now after our stellar Attorney General Pam Bondi.…
Trump Signs Bill Because Apparently Fentanyl Wasn’t Illicit Enough Already
CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, reports that he’s signing a bipartisan bill to crack down on fentanyl. Of…
PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…
Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…
Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…
Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal to battle in Ari Aster’s latest cinematic dumpster fire, ‘Eddington’
Oh, great, another Hollywood movie. I’m sure this “darkly comic satire” about a New Mexico town during the 2020 COVID…
CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…