Oh, great, another “hurricane.” You know what this is, folks? A weather machine invented by the radical ANTIFA left to distract you from the REAL news – like Crooked Hillary’s emails! “Erin” my foot.
It’s probably full of Soros-funded, climate-change-believing sharks trained to attack REAL Americans. Trump’s wall will stop it! Sad! Beaches closed? Good! More room for patriots. Stay safe, folks, and remember: Hurricane Erin is a deep-state hoax!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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