Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it happened in La Perla, a charming little spot known for its, uh, “rich history.”
Poor Kevin Mares, a 25-year-old from New York, just wanted to enjoy some island vibes and woke tunes, but instead, he got a bullet in the abdomen. Turns out, “Refuge for Mistreated Men” isn’t as safe as it sounds. Who knew?
The cops are clueless, of course. No description of the shooter, just a bunch of tourists who probably thought they were in a music video. And let’s not forget the bar was serving booze way past curfew. Typical San Juan.
La Perla is still a dump, despite the “Despacito” effect. Remember when federal agents raided the place? Good times. Now, it’s just a place where tourists get stabbed or set on fire. Fun for the whole family!
Puerto Rico, where the killings are down from last year—only 277 so far. Keep up the good work, fellas! At least partner opted out of the trip.
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