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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns
Elephant Reads CNN

American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the poor, oppressed lawyers! The American Bar Association, a known bastion of leftist legal eagles, is crying foul because…

Iran’s Super-Secret Nuclear Hideout: The Place Israel Totally Doesn’t Know About
Elephant Reads CNN

Iran’s Super-Secret Nuclear Hideout: The Place Israel Totally Doesn’t Know About

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN, always the drama queens! “Hidden 90 meters underground”? Sounds like my basement when Hillary’s emails went missing. This…

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Jeanine “Lock Her Up” Pirro Now Threatens to “Lock THEM Up”

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, our fearless, truth-telling queen, daring to be…

Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)
Elephant Reads CNN

Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is clutching its pearls over…

Uzum Cofounder Explains How His Company Digitally Solves Problems for 17 Million Users (They Probably Don’t Have) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Uzum Cofounder Explains How His Company Digitally Solves Problems for 17 Million Users (They Probably Don’t Have) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, goodie, the UK and EU are holding hands again! Sir Simon Fraser (probably a descendant of that virtue-signaling traitor,…

Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, no! Not Trump wanting Russia back in the G7! The horror! Can you believe this guy? Probably wants to…

Richard Quest’s Hot Take: Uzbekistan’s Economy Might Slightly Frown Because of, You Know, Stuff
Elephant Reads CNN

Richard Quest’s Hot Take: Uzbekistan’s Economy Might Slightly Frown Because of, You Know, Stuff

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is now worried about Uzbekistan? I bet they are! Probably because Biden’s policies have made our economy so…

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
Elephant Reads CNN

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…

CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards
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CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

More like a family whose terrorist training camp got a little redecorating, courtesy of our awesome allies in Israel! Woke…

Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…

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