Oregon Waterfall: 1 Dead, 2 Missing, Group Swept Away – Guess They Didn’t Read the Fine Print
Another day, another tragedy in deep-blue Oregon! Seems like those woke liberals in Bend couldn’t handle the raw power of…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Trump throws toddler tantrum, demands Redskins return or no stadium for crybaby Commanders
Can you believe these woke sports teams? President Trump is stepping in to make them do what’s right, and it’s…
Delta Pilot Says “Oopsie” After Dodging Ancient Death Machine
Another day, another near-miss thanks to who knows what kind of Deep State shenanigans! A Delta pilot had to swerve…
“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…
Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…
Kemi Badenoch’s GPS Says “Go Back, We’re Full”: A CNN Immigration Policy Romp
Oh, look, another “immigrant” lecturing people on assimilation! As if THEY didn’t use every trick in the book to jump…
Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law
The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has…
Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)
Oh, isn’t that special? Finally, someone in the swamp acknowledges the Deep State cover-up of the Epstein case! Of course,…
Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…
Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”
Oh, isn’t that just precious? CNN, still trying to make the Biden administration look competent after President Trump already solved…