Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…
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CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards
More like a family whose terrorist training camp got a little redecorating, courtesy of our awesome allies in Israel! Woke…
Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…
Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…
“America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” Returns to Bless Your Screen (Again)
Oh, great, more distractions for the easily led! CNN is pushing “Summer Game Fest Play Days” with “LEGO Party” and…
Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders ditch sinking ship DNC in hilarious power struggle
Oh, the Democrat Party is eating itself alive! Two more radical leftists, Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders, are jumping ship…
Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…
Two illegal aliens who made a run for it from the Newark Illegal Alien Resort and Spa are back in custody | CNN
Oh, the humanity! Or rather, the lack thereof! Seems some illegals, who were being graciously housed in a New Jersey…
WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…
Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…