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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…

Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History
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Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because DNI Tulsi Gabbard is exposing the Deep State’s dirty…

Los Angeles first responders: “It was, like, REALLY chaotic, ok?”
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Los Angeles first responders: “It was, like, REALLY chaotic, ok?”

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another “chaotic scene” in Libtard Land! Seems like those virtue-signaling leftists in Hollyweird can’t even handle a Saturday…

Smerconish’s Guide to Staying Clueless
Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish’s Guide to Staying Clueless

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, CNN, always digging up the dirt! Smerconish, more like Smear-con-ish, is hyperventilating over a birthday letter Trump supposedly sent…

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
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Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…

Trump Blames Powell for US Fortune Loss: Firing the Fed Chair – A Totally Genius Solution, Maybe
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Trump Blames Powell for US Fortune Loss: Firing the Fed Chair – A Totally Genius Solution, Maybe

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump! Now they’re clutching their pearls because the President dared…

Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
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Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
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Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
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From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
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From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…

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