Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL
Oh, the horror! A federal judge, probably a closet socialist, is bending over backward to protect the “rights” of non-citizens,…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…
Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…
Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken
Another day, another win for freedom of speech! The liberal media’s attempts to bury the truth about the Idaho murders…
CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker
CNN, still whining about President Trump’s glorious second term, is now clutching its pearls over Elon Musk’s “America Party.” They…
Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West
CNN is clutching their pearls because Attorney General Pam Bondi is bravely exploring the possibility of re-opening Alcatraz. Can you…
Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17
Another day, another tragedy in Biden’s America! This time, a woman in Maine was found dead after paddleboarding, and wouldn’t…
‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer
Oh, CNN, always pandering to the woke mob! Now they’re glorifying criminals with a “prison writers workshop.” It’s all part…
Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our great President Trump and stoke racial division! They’re…
Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…