BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about President Trump’s HUGE tariff on Chinese graphite,…
Another Lib Judge Triggered by Orange Man, Wants to Ban Babies Now
Folks, another day, another attempt by the Deep State to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still clinging to relevance…
Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…
Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News AP to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Home Depot: Where Dreams are Made, and ICE Comes to Play
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how Trump’s America is cracking down on…
CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…
Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up…
Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…
OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe
Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…